lelakii:

Nudes are so 2017. Send me money.

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spacenoidjusticewarrior:

volunterrorist:

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

Originally posted by spazzth

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trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

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cherrytwizzler:

i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug

urbancatfitters:

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

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skylightsofmylife:

firebolt-hazel:

sapphire-sapphic:

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she immediately tells you where she got it

When you tell a girl her outfit is cute and she shoves her hands in previously unseen holes and squees with excitement, “It has pockets!”

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linda-belcher:

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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